News of Your World – Spring Headlines (With 12% more News) - EP14

This month, we attempt journalism.

Mark unveils his latest “performance enhancements” ahead of Wilmslow Half (legal, we think), before we pivot to what is definitely a tightly structured and impeccably delivered news bulletin about all things Marple Runners this Spring/Summer.

On tonight’s completely-under-control agenda:

• Equaliser Race 1 (may the odds be ever in your favour)
• Pub 2 parkrun (reduced alcohol hydration is key)
• Coaching sessions (actual development!)
• Spunch – still unclear, still happening
• Anniversary kit drop – yes, you’ll want the t-shirt
• Trail Race updates: volunteers, runners, sponsors, and the all-important goodie bag intel
• The Marathon Challenge
• Cross Country Curry Fest (from spikes to spice)
• Listener Questions**Listener. Singular. Thank you, Mum.
• Committee vacancies… because apparently we cannot run this club forever.

Despite February being approximately 94% rain, Eleanor heroically delivers your latest achievements and performances — proving that while we may be chaotic, you lot are absolutely smashing it.

It’s mostly unscripted (legally that counts as a style), definitely about you and absolutely not just an excuse for us to talk for an hour.

Pop us in your ear pods on your next run. Ideally one lasting about an hour. We don’t edit much.

Mark & Neil

#WeAreMarpleRunners