April 6, 2026: The Wind Cries Hany

In this episode, the boys injure themselves after taking a big dose of reality and falling all the way back to Earth.  After adopting USL League One team FC Naples, they try not to dwell too much on Nashville SC's first loss of the season, but it's hard to look past the defensive struggles in this one.  But what isn't hard to look past is the continued amazing performance of goalkeeper Brian Schwake, and let's share some love for Dan Lovitz while we still can.  But really, isn't FIFA all to blame for this?  And the MLS should have totally asked us for how to make the transition to the new season schedule coming next year.  Meanwhile, the boys try to see a silver lining around this whole losing thing, like maybe it will be best for us in the long run.  Regardless, there's no time to feel sorry for ourselves, because the crystal balls are out, and the boys make some bold predictions for the upcoming matches versus Club America and Charlotte FC.  And they drink beer (courtesy of Hopsized Brewing!).