The Most 12.30pm Kick Off To Have Ever 12.30pm Kick Offed

Andy's back! He joins Ant and Dun to dissect the action packed early kick off vs Brizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (alarm sounds) tol City.

- 11th vs 12th (On the Beach remix)

- The Varane show including Diags, a chest on goal and actual forward passes

- Walsh's wonderful, weird and wonderfully weird game

- ROY HODGSON

- Walsh MOTM, ELF and Championship team of the week accolades. huh?

- Rumarn back and bothering defenders

- Kone finally gets a rest. Coincidence?

- Capt Ronnie reports for duty and a full 90 for JCS - a late Easter miracle

- Talking of which. Crosses. Bad ones mainly from Mbengue

- Better off on loan - Field turfed out at half time in the Old Farm Derby. Woking win, Aaron Drewe, Morecambe down. Morrison Don Good for Aberdeen.

- Championship mayhem. Chaplin nuts one in with his nuts, putting Ipswich in driving seat, The Wrong Zan puts Foxes on the brink, as Oxford and Pompey see daylight.

- Time to start putting in the Spurs postcode into the Sat Nav?

- Rail seating expands to Y block in the Stan Bowles Stand

- Is Old Oak Common back on the agenda? Cargiant goes into administration and is looking to sell

- A dead rat, a dead bat and a dead worried cat

- Winter is finally over in NYC?

- Knicks face Hawks in the play offs

- Miiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll in Kit Korner. Flash or Trash?

- Miiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll predictions?

- Jacob's drops the knowledge with his stanza

- Lovely Stuff: Dun's amazing wife, and his anniversary, Ant's suit fitting and barbershop quartet, and Andy's route to becoming Jude, or at least a NSFW gif in his new Mascot outfit

7.30 vs Millwall on Paramount+ (and maybe Portsmouth vs Leicester City in the background) down at the Football Factory

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