The Originals: Tottenham Forgot to Shoot — 39 Touches, No Goals vs Everton (Boos, Richarlison & a Banned Prediction)

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Tottenham had 39 touches in Everton's box and forgot to shoot — how does that even happen? DJ's diagnosis: Spurs are trying to score the perfect goal when literally any goal would do.

Jim, Johnny and DJ work through the 0-0 with more affection than fury: the opening 20 minutes that had Jim welling up at the stadium (in a good way, mostly), the boos at full time and whether they were fair, the freeze-frame that proves Fernandes was secretly playing right back all along, and the members' question on whether Spurs should just pay Richarlison to go away. Then it's off to Anfield in the Carabao Cup, where Jim has banned all 0-0 predictions and DJ responds with a Joel Matip own-goal prophecy that must be heard to be believed.

Also featuring: correct Greggs sausage roll storage technique, a Dubravka shirt spotted in the wild, and the launch of The 82nd Percentile — our new data deep-dive show with JJ, Enya and DJ. First 100 sign-ups get it for £5/month for life.

Members' questions this week from Mr Pipe, Linda and Jonathan — Mayling and Ross, you're first up next time.

Considered, warm, panel-honest. The Originals.

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