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Dr. Tom "The Scientist" Haberstroh, Pulitzer Prize Winner Amin Elhassan... and producer Anthony Mayes are not going on vacation until the NBA announces the findings of the Aspiration Investigation.
We dig deep into the Chet of it all as the Thunder face an offseason of roster decisions as their days of avoiding the luxury tax aprons are over.
Michelle Beadle of the Run It Back show talks us through her belief in Corgis, Cupcakes and Candles as she spiritually guides the Spurs on the Race for Seis. We learn where she ranks among Spurs celebrities and why she got kicked out of a bar during the Ray Allen game in 2013.
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"Chet Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself" is an episode of Basketball Illuminati. Runtime 1 hr 29 min. Published June 3, 2026. Hit play above to stream it here, or open the free Spot Sports app for background play and offline downloads.