September 20, 2026: Once in a Lifetime

In this episode, the boys show some gratitude for the wonderful Nashville SC season that they're being treated to, and they bring along a thesaurus because they are seriously running out of superlatives for this tremendous team.  After watching a professional and mature destruction of Chicago, the boys review all the club records the team has eclipsed, and hey, we've already clinched a playoff spot as well!  Cristian Espinoza deserves some extra love after putting on a master class versus Chicago, and Maxwell Woledzi once again showed why he's the best defender and the best hype man in the MLS.  The whole thing has the boys comparing the team to the Great Australian Emu War of 1932, and this team are running the rest of the MLS as ragged as the Australian artillery.  Now, just because the team is flying doesn't mean there isn't danger on the horizon. Philadelphia has recently turned around their season and may be the hottest team in the league, and St. Louis City are dark horse candidates to come out of the western conference, but really, is there any team in the MLS as complete and as talented as Nashville SC?  No way!  So to relax and enjoy this victory, the boys put on some smooth beats from Jensen Sportag and relish this feeling on top of the soccer world.  Next week, it's time for revenge against Toronto, and the boys make some ambitious predictions about what to expect in the upcoming match, which will be full of Hogwarts magic.  And they drink beer.