Which NFL Offense Would Be Taken FIRST in a Draft? We Drafted the Top 15

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Sure, we could rank the NFL's best offenses from 1 to 15 and then tell you the rankings of each host. But then we wouldn't hear Robert call himself a "spineless piece of shit," we wouldn't hear Dave talk about making an offense out of a "ham bone and a moldy shoe," and we certainly wouldn't hear Derrik agonize over picking another NFC North team. So we're doing it this way. Join Robert Mays, Dave Helman, and Derrik Klassen as they draft the NFL's best offenses for 2026. Note from admin: we experienced some technical difficulties with Dave’s video in the second half of the episode; it returns to normal at 59:50.

0:00 Welcome to the show
1:19 The rules
2:40 Buffalo Bills
7:19 Dallas Cowboys
13:34 Los Angeles Rams
15:38 “I can’t believe he did another one!”
16:42 New England Patriots
20:45 That concludes our weekly sessions
21:59 Detroit Lions
26:09 Chicago Bears
28:57 “YEAH?!”
33:29 Baltimore Ravens
40:15 Los Angeles Chargers
45:16 Cincinnati Bengals
51:38 The Jeopardy music copyrighted, Dave
51:47 San Francisco 49ers
52:00 “I’m a spineless piece of shit”
52:43 “A ham bone and a moldy shoe”
55:32 Green Bay Packers
59:04 Jacksonville Jaguars
1:03:25 Kansas City Chiefs
1:05:39 Minnesota Vikings
1:06:47 HM: Houston Texans
1:08:29 Denver Broncos
1:10:46 HM: Seattle Seahawks
1:11:25 HM: Indianapolis Colts
1:14:15 HM: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1:15:42 HM: Philadelphia Eagles
1:16:31 Full results
1:17:54 TAFS live show!

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