How to Use Stallone, Arnold, Seagal + Van Damme for a 2025 NFL Breakdown | The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Kyle Brandt and Joe House to classify their NFL teams as classic action movies.

Host: Bill Simmons
Guests: Kyle Brandt and Joe House
Producers: Chia Hao Tat, Eduardo Ocampo, and Steve Ceruti

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