When She Asks What Heat And Lane And You've Got Nothing #youthsports #momlife #swimming

Swim mom brain is a real medical condition, we don't make the rules.

Three kids, five events, two different warm-up times and a heat sheet that somehow grew legs and walked away. By finals you're just nodding and saying "um" like it's a complete sentence.

Coaches ask simple questions. Swim moms give complicated, meandering, fully improvised answers. It's a gift, really.

If you've ever blanked on your own kid's lane number mid-meet, you are not alone and you are definitely not the only one.

Swim moms, drop a 🫠 if you've gone full "um" trying to explain the schedule to your husband

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