Half of me is caffeine. The other half is chlorine fumes & unresolved heat sheet anxiety. #swimming

There’s a very specific moment where the caffeine hits your bloodstream and you go from “silent zombie carrying six towels and a folding chair” to “woman screaming SPLIT YOUR RACE at a child underwater who has never once heard her.” ☕️➡️🏊‍♀️

It’s not a personality. It’s a beverage. Please tag the swim mom who is legally not responsible for anything she says before that first sip. 👇