What the podcasts are saying about the Houston Texans
Here is what NFL podcasts are actually saying about the Houston Texans: 22 excerpts from 7 shows, taken word for word from episodes published between August 23 and January 19. Every line below is a verbatim passage from a published transcript, timestamped and linked to the moment it was said. Nothing here is paraphrased, and nothing is attributed to a named person unless that person identified themselves on the recording.
“Here, we're talking about the good team they're talking about play Texans are better than Chicago. The team the Patriots be today is better than I disagree with that whole They are a better team than Chicago.”
“Jackson writes in to slow down the Texans pass rush. If Kiris Tonga is back, would it be a good idea to put him on the left side of the offensive line. They were already using him as a fullback on offense.”
“The Texans did a little bit with DK in their game on Monday night against Pittsburgh. So I would expect Diggs to continue to get number one attention, and they got to make them pay by throwing to the single coverage elsewhere.”
“The Texans defense, then maybe I ideally would want to go against Denver. We probably feel differently about that. But if you can get through the Texans defense, Denver's doesn't feel as bad. Maybe you play Seattle in the Super Bowl.”
“I'm going, I'm going Bears, Texans, selfishly, Bears, Texans, I'm, I'm speaking that into existence. Bears, Texans, write it down. Put the bring the credits, let the credits roll. We're going to our first Super Bowl this year.”
“I just didn't notice they signed Daryl Taylor to the practice squad this morning, which was reported by Ian Rappaport, who's played played some snaps in the league, was on Texas the Texans. I think he came up with Seattle initially, but he.”
“Point being if the Patriots don't turn the ball over, the Texans aren't a team capable of building up a huge lead. And with Houston being so one dimensional, I think that does play into the Patriots defensive strength of being pretty good on third downs.”
“Do the Texans have a scary defense, Yes, but it looks like the Patriots do too. That being said, I like Drake and company better than a Houston team that looks like it will be without their best wide receiver.”
“Lance, I want to hit you on the Texans. You're there, You're around that team, You're in that city. I made the case studying them last week getting ready for that game. I thought it was the most violent football team I've seen in a long time.”
“I am a big believer in him, and as the DC of the Texans buck underneath the Miko Ryans, smart guy Dartmouth education, I've been advocating to me, like the Giants job is out there. I think you pair him up with an offensive minded coordinator.”
“If they tie, and uh, the Chargers lose, or the Texans lose, or the Colts lose, or the Jaguars lose and the Patriots tie the Bills, they would also clinch a playoff birth, not the division, but a birth.”
“He went through the David Cully and Lovey Smith eraon Texans that was terrible. And so he's been through adversity his whole life, so it didn't really rattle him. What stood out to me is that that game is really over if Jacksonville has any confidence at all, and I think it starts at the quarterback.”
“I watched the Texans just roll through their defense and now they had some injuries on defense, but that didn't look like a Ravens. It was the worst Ravens defense I've ever seen since their inception is Ravens and they've actually been able to right the ship.”
“I think the thing that you talked about early when you described his game, that is his Houston Texans recipe. They are at their best when they're the bullies on the block. Would they lean into that ultra aggressive defense and personality and physicality and everyone knows it.”
“The Houston Texans are favored by two and a half because they should be over the Baltimore Ravens. The over under is thirty nine and a half. Ian Eagle JJ Watt Evan Washburn on the call as Greg No to Lamar Demetris Jackson.”
“Texans Titans because the schedule makers said so. The good news is we get that game again later on in the year too, so in case you missed it this time, you can catch it later in the season.”
“Part of the reason, not the entirety of the reason, It is because the Texans didn't kick an extra point.”
“I'm for the Houston Texans to get going now. I know for people who are in gieteen leagues and things like that who might have been lopped in the already actually that was.”
“They had nineteen forced miss tackles a total for the Bucks, so that the Texans were just unable to get these guys down and Bucky was a big part of that, and a big part of that that two minute drive that ultimately ended with the Rashod White touchdown.”
“The instant cries of you score two quickly Texans were proven to be correct. Baker Mayfield is a magician. He is a ball of fire disguised by a Buccaneers uniform. He's somebody that you can rally an entire team around.”
“I'm not really speculating too aggressively on anyone in the Texans backfield, mainly because I'm sort of put off by them potentially having the worst offensive line in the league. But yeah, the mixing foot thing is horrifying. Like I've dropped him down to RB thirty six in Dynasty, and I worry that I'm still like ten spots too high on him.”
“I think next year we get the Texans to draft someone significantly high or sign somebody. So I don't really like this whole scenario at all. I think what he mars has a role, and for this year, he's got a runway to perform.”
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